We’re back online!
Hello everyone, first an explanation is in order. We suffered another catastrophic event after a [REDACTED] ran amok in our server room.
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We control the horizontal and the vertical. We are Administration and we are in charge. Just kidding, or are we?
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Teleportation: NOT that difficult
The following is a transcript of a speech given by Dr. Brun Van Swingstelston at United Nations Outreach Seminar in Uganda on 3/5/2011 regarding the future of travel in a post-nuclear age.
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Welcome to the Friikin arm of the FriikinFrackinFrocken Foundation or (FFFF), we specialize in (among other things) pharmacological research and exploitation that is on the cutting edge of scientific discovery and sometimes cryptocurrency mining.
Read moreCareer Opportunities
We have recruitment kiosks and personnel located around the globe, finding them should not be difficult.
Read moreFree-range Mutant Farming
A.K.A the Mutant Pharm What’s one part Architeuthis, two parts Arachnid, one part Dionaea muscipula and a pinch of salt?
Read moreSuggestion box abuse
ATTN: Pharm Workers This is to address about 99% of the complaints stuffed into the suggestion box on a daily basis, specifically from the clone population working within the Mutant Pharm.
Read moreWhy there is currently no running water in the facility…
ATTN: All Staff, specifically, DE-6 It is with great sadness when any member of our non NPC staff passes away, as was the case last week when a massive power surge lead to the unfortunate loss of one of electricians.
Read moreRobots are people too...
So, as most of you might have noticed the 2000 switch did nothing but why you might ask, can you once again move freely about the facility?
Read moreRobot Uprising
Well, firstly we’d like to express our disappointment in the amount of “well wishers” who took it upon themselves to purposely send pop-up cards and coloring books and anything else that seemed to slip past security which featured robots.
Read moreRobot Retirement
Effective immediately, all medical robotic personnel will be retired and their biological counterparts be reinstated. This was in part due to the recent head injury that occurred, in which a bot applied a tourniquet to stop a hemorrhage around the neck of an administration team member.
Read moreRampant Indigestion
Jimmy ‘Jojo’ Jojim or Y0922 as he was known by us, was accidentally cooked by a wayward [CLASSIFIED] beam from an experimental [REDACTED].
Read moreAchievement: Unbroken
Y1286 earned this achievement when he successfully completed an entire work-quarter without breaking any bones. Congratulations Y1286, you earned yourself one free single serving of milk from the Atrium’s Cafe Friikin to help keep those bones strong.
Read morePatience is a virtue
ATTN: R&D – Employ Patience (same goes for everyone else) There was a slight mix-up during a routine batch generation where 14 clones were lost numbering 9901-9915.
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