We’re back online!
Hello everyone, first an explanation is in order. We suffered another catastrophic event after a [REDACTED] ran amok in our server room.
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Teleportation: NOT that difficult
The following is a transcript of a speech given by Dr. Brun Van Swingstelston at United Nations Outreach Seminar in Uganda on 3/5/2011 regarding the future of travel in a post-nuclear age.
Read moreSuggestion box abuse
ATTN: Pharm Workers This is to address about 99% of the complaints stuffed into the suggestion box on a daily basis, specifically from the clone population working within the Mutant Pharm.
Read moreWhy there is currently no running water in the facility…
ATTN: All Staff, specifically, DE-6 It is with great sadness when any member of our non NPC staff passes away, as was the case last week when a massive power surge lead to the unfortunate loss of one of electricians.
Read moreRobots are people too...
So, as most of you might have noticed the 2000 switch did nothing but why you might ask, can you once again move freely about the facility?
Read moreRobot Uprising
Well, firstly we’d like to express our disappointment in the amount of “well wishers” who took it upon themselves to purposely send pop-up cards and coloring books and anything else that seemed to slip past security which featured robots.
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