Hello everyone, first an explanation is in order. We suffered another catastrophic event after a [REDACTED] ran amok in our server room.
Now, of course it had to happen during “Austerity Month.” So, IT had to send an intern down to storage, to recover ‘the old server‘ even though we swore we’d never plug it back in, never give it power, let alone access to the net. But desperate times call for desperate measures.
So far we haven’t seen any sign of ‘probing’ taking place, that is, it will start to seek out nuclear launch codes but we have someone watching with their finger on the power bar button, so everyone can rest easy. And if we do go offline from time to time, that’s why.
So whenever you wake up in the morning, brush our teeth, commute to work, walk the dog and don’t find yourself being annihilated by a nuclear firestorm, know that it’s just us, as always, ever present in the background just keeping humanity alive. You’re welcome!
More information to come as we try to salvage anything from the older site. And this is why you don’t keep the backups physically next to the main!
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