Effective immediately, all medical robotic personnel will be retired and their biological counterparts be reinstated. This was in part due to the recent head injury that occurred, in which a bot applied a tourniquet to stop a hemorrhage around the neck of an administration team member.
Read moreJimmy ‘Jojo’ Jojim or Y0922 as he was known by us, was accidentally cooked by a wayward [CLASSIFIED] beam from an experimental [REDACTED].
Read moreY1286 earned this achievement when he successfully completed an entire work-quarter without breaking any bones. Congratulations Y1286, you earned yourself one free single serving of milk from the Atrium’s Cafe Friikin to help keep those bones strong.
Read moreATTN: R&D – Employ Patience (same goes for everyone else) There was a slight mix-up during a routine batch generation where 14 clones were lost numbering 9901-9915.
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