Jimmy ‘Jojo’ Jojim or Y0922 as he was known by us, was accidentally cooked by a wayward [CLASSIFIED] beam from an experimental [REDACTED].
After a short investigation and due to a high level of complaints regarding indigestion by much of our staff, we found that an order had been crossed between the morgue on level 3 and the Atrium food court processing department.
So, on that note, if anyone ate the “sloppy joe” special, at the Atrium’s cafe Friikin, during the week, please report to your local health center as soon as possible.
There were no remains to dispose of however technically he has been given a burial at sea.
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