Effective immediately, all medical robotic personnel will be retired and their biological counterparts be reinstated. This was in part due to the recent head injury that occurred, in which a bot applied a tourniquet to stop a hemorrhage around the neck of an administration team member.
We are pleased to say that said individual has made a speedy recovery so far, with only minor brain damage. But with a bit of luck and a whole lot of physio, it is our hope that he will be able to resume his duties in health and safety very soon.
To those wanting to wish him well, you can send flowers and gifts to the security checkpoint at the administration block. However we do ask that you do not send anything featuring robots!
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