ATTN: Pharm Workers
This is to address about 99% of the complaints stuffed into the suggestion box on a daily basis, specifically from the clone population working within the Mutant Pharm. Yes, we are well aware that your job is unsafe, that’s why you exist. Yes, many of you tend to lose a limb from time to time but they do grow back, so stop whining, use the standard field kits topical anesthetic cream and report to the medical center after your shift. More importantly keep your head on a swivel and focus on the work. If you run out of cream, you can stop by Stores to requisition more, it’s not difficult. You practically pass by it every time you scrunch another piece of paper into the suggestion box!
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