We have recruitment kiosks and personnel located around the globe, finding them should not be difficult. If you happen to be someone who is at the top of your field or of interest to us for any reason, chances are someone has already contacted you instead.
Here is a list of our various departments and some of the openings therein, some have very high turnover and are constantly in need of personnel.
Administration
The brains of the organization, nothing is done without approval from our hardworking staff here an the penthouse offices of the Keystone office block of the facility. Now, it’s not all mini-putt and meetings, but that’s most of it. If you’re good brown nosing your way up the corporate ladder while watching a clock for eight hours a day, than this is the job for you.
Human/Clone Resources
It’s no small task, coordinating the almost four thousand clone workers we employ here, let alone interface with over twenty different sub-contracting companies, so to that end this is one of the largest departments we have here in Administration, with an almost 20:1 radio of “clients” per case worker.
A case worker is more than just a random call center employee, ever ready to transfer your call around until your hair falls out, those days are over unfortunately. A case worker manages each individual or group of individuals (team for humans or batch for clones), on a more personal basis, like a glorified personal assistant. Attending to their needs in order to keep our operations here running as smoothly as possible.
If juggling the lives of others sounds like your thing, than this is the rewarding career for you. Commissions available to those who can up-sell internal testing initiatives.
Acquisitions
Recruitment, both hard and soft, requires the ability to deliver an asset (mostly unharmed) to our facility. This job will take you around the world as you interface with some of our ‘persons of interest’ and may require you to wear a disguise. We cannot, unfortunately reveal too much about this position here, but rest assured, if we think you may be qualified, one of our agents will be in touch.
Social Science
What would someone do for an ice cream bar? And more importantly, what limits can you push people to for said treat. Are you passionate about the manipulation of the masses? If so, this is the field for you.
You may think the Leapgate system, or pharmaceutical research are our main sources of revenue, and while they are substantial, it’s social engineering that’s the bread and butter of our operation. We couldn’t possibly coordinate the millions of leaps that happen every day without the subtle touch of social engineering, nor could we provide the type of civilization our clients demand without the hard thinking individuals within our social science division.
To work within our social science division, is to implement systems that control the very world we live in, not one major city on the planet exists without our influence.
Engineering
For those who owned a Mechano set as a child, or straightened a slinky. Got a death ray in the works? Good, ours broke, and we want you! Here at the facility we design much of our own equipment, a lot of which finds its way into the world with profit sharing initiatives.
Bio-science
For those with a penchant for the icky things in life. Ever play with worms as a child? Love to dissect frogs? Want to dissect one as big as a pickup truck? This is the job for you. Our bio-science department is one of the largest in the world, with state of the art equipment and almost no moral or ethical boundaries that will allow you to push the limits, where no other facility dares to tread. Whether you’re a seasoned professional or a science hobbyist, with or perhaps fearful of gaining a criminal record for your biological tinkering, than you are just the “outside of the box” thinker we want. Apply now.
Maintenance
While our legion of clone workers keep the place running, we are always looking for more individuals with an interest in upkeep. For example, most of our doors run on hydraulics, and while they are much cooler than traditional swinging, hinge based alternatives, they can be prone to breakage. Your days will be spent fixing these, and many other issues with our own brand of trusty tools, not the least of which will be a large wrench. So whether you’re a failed engineer or even a recent graduate with a useless diploma in say… video games. Long hours and low pay await in this unrewarding dead-end job that will keep you on the move from dusk till dawn.
Requirements:
- Excellent ‘crowbar’ experience a plus!
Security
Minimum wage, minimum effort
So perhaps you’ve browsed this section and have become discouraged because you have no practical skills, nor natural talents of any kind, and no motivation to learn anything new.
Great news, you’re not useless, in fact, you’re perfect for a rewarding career in security, a job title with a bar so low we didn’t even bother to include it in our recruitment process.
We offer competitive benefits for all of our security staff, such as chairs and post orders. You’ll be wondering why you haven’t started withering your precious life away a long time ago, in the pursuit of minimum wage and maximum atrophy.
Requirements:
- None
Runners
If security is the job that keeps you on your ass, than this is the job that gets you on your feet, and keeps you on your toes. While this job has traditionally been reserved for clones, we’ve had some minor success in opening it up to intrepid adventure seekers as well, but peak physical condition is a must, as well as a mandatory psychological evaluation.
As a runner you’ll be responsible for ensuring the safe capture of various specimens from the Pharm as well as capture and containment if they happen to escape and find themselves where they don’t belong. Protection of people, property and self are the tenets of the runner and in that order.
Requirements:
- Physically fit
- Some regard for self-preservation (a plus)